Tina Fey... somebody FINALLY got a stylist! Good job, Tina. You're brilliant AND you can look good for an event. You've got it all!
Meryl Streep... Albeta Ferretti. Granted, she can wear anything she wants and I wouldn't say 'boo' but I will comment on how great I thought she looked this evening. Again, she could wear a navy wool skort and a lime green tube top if she wanted, but a good job will not go unnoticed!
Mickey Rourke... Gauthier. Good god, man. I guess he really does march to the beat of his own drummer, so kudos. But can someone talk to him about his freakin' hair. Can Pantene or Garnier Nutrisse stage an intervention? Wash it. Please. Side note: a friend of mine who was in Miami recently saw him sitting at a cafe kanoodling with unidentified man. Who knew?
Mickey Rooney and his wife. THE GLOVES?!?!!?! Oh my god... the GLOVES. Moving on.
Robin Roberts... JCrew. Man.. has this brand seen a resurgence or what?!?!!?
Victoria Beckham... I want this dress. Only if it comes with an eating disorder and a supply of Dexatrim. Work it out, honey.
Brad Pitt... Tom Ford/ Yurman man-jewelry. Classic. And tasty.
Virginia Madsen... Kevan Hall. She always looks just left of finished, but pulled it together here. I've always liked her and this dress is not so bad. I usually don't like Hall's designs...
Lisa Rina... Gustavo Cadile. Color - pretty. Design - dated, but it'll do. FACE AND HAIR: Jesus H. Christ. Bad roller-set and too much colagen.
Melissa Leo... Badgley Mishka. Ewww. I dunno, Leo. Your hair color is the exact color of your dress. And the top does not do you any favors. Uh uh. And those sleeves...
John Legend and girlfriend... Prada and Julia Clancy. A little too matchy, matchy, but Prada should stick to the men for the red carpet. Her dress is nice... but I've seen it 25-times before.
Queen Latifah... Chakra. Uhh. I'm still trying to figure this out. I would have been more forgiving if she hadn't ruined the dead people tribute. She should just stick with acting and maybe go back to rapping. Singing....? Not so much.
Diane Lane... Dolce & Gabbana. Now THIS is better. After that Melissa George number, I was starting to doubt them.
Hugh Jackman... Burberry tux/ Ferragamo shoes. Oh, Hugh... how I love thee. Would have preferred at least one shirtless number, but I'll take you clothed.
Phillip Seymore Hoffman... knit cap? You're a genius and the best actor of our generation. Lose the cap though. He must have watched the same weather report as Mickey Rooney's wife.
Dita von Teese... I get it. I'm just kinda over it.
Viola Davis... Reem Acra. STUNNING and, I believe the only major star to follow the gold trend.
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